Exclusive sources at UCLA have come through for the Daily Clog again, this time with the Facebook profile of the much beleaguered and oft-tasered student Mostafa Tabatabainejad. It isn’t quite the gold mine that Oren “The Giver” Gabriel’s was, but after some quiet judgment, we’ve decided that Mostafa is a man behind whom we can stand in staunch support.

What’s not to like? Mostafa is just a simple man who likes to dance but isn’t gay. We note that he may have a history of run-ins with the government–

–but in this mad, mad world, Mostafa’s fondness for cartoons and children’s books has melted our hearts.


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