has announced their “All-American team”:, and guess which Cal football player did not make the list?

We guess when you fizzle against the big boys and get benched against Stanfurd, won’t look too highly of you.

That’s why we think Mr. Marshawn “Not so Money” Lynch got shafted from Si’s All-American list.

Now, that’s a way to burst that hyphy-lovin’ bubble isn’t it?

Of course, defensive back Daymeion Hughes made the list. He had eight interceptions all season, a nice gaudy number which prompted someone on Facebook to create the ““Daymeion Hughes can intercept a North Korean nuclear missile!””:

Yeah, sure he can. But I know he can get up and get a football. That’s if he doesn’t get burned by the wide receiver.

And the most electrifying player on the Bears also got tabbed as an All-American as a punt returner. Let’s start those DeSean Jackson for Heisman campaigns now.

Just don’t let it get to his head, like in this ESPN feature. “Sometimes I don’t know how I do it, but it’s kind of great.” Okay D-jax, settle down.


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