You’ve been full of shit lately UC Berkeley. Nothing interesting is coming out of your dirty mouths except fictional porn stories you wish were your reality.

It only takes one sentence to make a point:

bq. i think my upstairs neighbors are fucking clogging or something, jesus. keep it the fuck DOWN.

It’s probably us, but don’t worry, we’ll be going strong all week long. Oh, yeah, baby, that’s how you like it, don’t you?

Where not to buy your Paris Hilton albums:

bq. I’m scared to buy Top 50 music at Amoeba.

On Berkeley’s cultural superiority:

bq. a guy on my floor was eating cup noodles with chopsticks last night to look sophisticated.

Earlier: Best Confessions: EVARRR


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