
For months, students have offered hypothesis after hypothesis to explain the Barrows squiggles. But now, the powers that be have up and killed all the mystery surrounding the building’s “cosmetic defects”. Just like when you found out Blair Witch wasn’t for real. Fucking deflating, man.
The top one explanation we heard for those sqiggly-digglies…
1. Limp cocks drawn by nefarious students. Given the Squelch!’s latest cover, we’re thinking they would’ve been lead suspects had this been the case. Seriously, what’s with those guys?
Had your own idea about the Barrows squiggles? Tell us about it at
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