Earlier today we gave you “five reasons”:http://clog.dailycal.org/index.php?id=157 why Cal was going to beat the Dickless Bears tonight.

Let’s just go down that list again.

*5) Theo Robertson.*
CHECK

*4) Omar Wilkes and Ayinde “0” baka.*
Uh, maybe next time?

*3) Oh No! Where did Jordan Go?*
Half CHECK Farmar wasn’t there, duh, but Afflalo = new Cal killer.

*2) The Bears almost beat Oregon which beat the Baby Bears.*
There goes that logic.

*1) Luc Richard Mbah a Moute May Not Suit Up*
He did suit up and he owned.

So only one and a half checks. See, if you don’t follow our five step plans, maybe you’ll “lose by 16 points to fUCLA just like Cal did tonight”:http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/ncaa/men/recaps/2007/01/25/37674_recap.html.

Also, Ubaka’s bagel in the game doesn’t help much. Yeah, that’s right, Ayinde “Chew”baka, O-baka and whatever the else you want to call him had as many points as the kids sitting in “The Bench” tonight. Which was…ZERO POINTS! Yeah, that’s how the senior guard is supposed to play in the biggest game of the year. Great.

Oh, and the best play of the game? Ubaka’s layup attempt swatted all the way into the 10th row by Alfed Aboya. Talk about being DENIED!

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