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PoLo: Student Calls Cops on Her Poetry Group

Posted By Nate Tabak On Apr 8, 2007 @ 1:09 pm In The Specials | Comments Disabled

From the bottom of our contrite hearts, the Clog wishes you the happiest of Easters, or at least a delightful Sunday if you’re not into the whole Christianity thing. In case you didn’t get a basket, here’s a week of PoLo to satisfy the sweetest of teeth.

Monday, April 2, 2007

11:45 p.m., 2600 block of Dwight Way: Officer conducts field interview with 45-year-old male who had no bicycle light and was carrying bolt cutters.

Sounds a little shady, but we can’t help but be impressed with his ability to carry bolt cutters while riding a bike.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007 [1]

5:24 p.m., Wheeler Hall: Female UC Berkeley student, 20, reports being verbally harassed by members of her poetry group.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your poetry’s shitty, so boo hoo hoo.

6:57 p.m., Eucalyptus Grove: 16-year-old male arrested on suspicion of possessing a switchblade on campus and having less than 28.5 grams of marijuana. Released to parent with notice to appear in court.

Yet another reason to avoid Eucalyptus Grove. For years, this has been the place where people get jacked.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007 [2]

1:27 a.m., Parking Structure H: Male UC Berkeley employee, 55, reports vehicle tampering via brake line cut. Male suspect, 44, identified and under investigation.

Shit, we didn’t realize people actually cut brake lines. Damn.

1:52 p.m., Parking Structure C: 40-year-male arrested on suspicion of cocaine base (smokable) for sale and probation violation. Booked at Berkeley Jail.

First brake line cutting and now cocaine sales, apparently we’ve been missing out on the true pleasures of the campus parking experience.

Thursday, April 5, 2007 [3]

12:54 p.m., Foothill-3: Theft of $161.45 reported stolen from Coca-Cola vending machine.

Of course UC Berkeley students would never think of doing such a thing, right?

Earlier: PoLo: Campanile Desecration Leads off Spring Break Mayhem [4]

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[1] Tuesday, April 3, 2007: http://police.berkeley.edu/bulletins/04032007.htm

[2] Wednesday, April 4, 2007: http://police.berkeley.edu/bulletins/04042007.htm

[3] Thursday, April 5, 2007: http://police.berkeley.edu/bulletins/04052007.htm

[4] PoLo: Campanile Desecration Leads off Spring Break Mayhem: http://clog.dailycal.org/301/polo-campanile-desecration-leads-off-spring-break-mayhem

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