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We love getting fingered.
Let’s dwell on that for a second. Oh yes.
Yes, it’s Friday and time see what the sexual deviants on Craigslist are up to.
This week, we’re happy to say, people are playing it safe—which leads us back to our original point: fingering.
“Mr. Clean”:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cas/318548386.html gets right to point in his subject. He wants to finger you (preferably a lady) with a latex glove. But he’s a gentleman, suggesting coffee first. The first cup is on us.
For those of you into the whole sanitation thing but feeling a bit gayer, a “Hang Loose”:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cas/320004315.html couple wants to pay a man to help them clean their pad tomorrow. And don’t think this means an afternoon in the center of a manwich.
bq. We will be cleaning and organizing with you, not just watching. Please be well groomed, chill, dog, music and 420 friendly. pic would be most helpful to establish comfort level. not looking for sex or nude cleaning (dont cleaning supplies get all over your junk???) or anything like that but a sexy guy helping us out wouldnt be a too shabby.
But if you’re like us, getting dirty is the way to go. For the ladies who are itching for a case of scurvy, “Capt. Bone”:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cas/320278347.html wants to “get HIGH and FUCK like PIRATES.”
He’s pretty hardcore. This pirate can’t go from saying “I’m too and hot” to “mildly artsy and and [sic] cool as fuck” without injecting an “arrrgghh.” Naturally he beckons you to walk his plank not with “come,” but, oh, wait for it, “cum”!
Damn, that witty wordplay damn near made us spray our grog everywhere.
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Comments:
Apr 28, 2007 at 1:41 am
why do you keep posting this stuff on Fridays? Do people actually like it. Its boring and annoying after a while. Just a helpful suggestion.