Despite all the papers due and looming finals, trouble still abounds on campus in some very sexy ways. From Zachary RunningWolf chalking to indecently exposed students disturbing the peace, this past week in PoLo sure got our juices flowing.
h2. Wednesday, April 25, 2007
**2:04 a.m.**, _University Village: Suspicious circumstance regarding cutting down palm tree fronds. Two male students, 18 and 19 years old, identified as suspects._
Bravo. Talk about putting the lime in the coconut and drinking them both down. Clearly these students allegedly know at where the real party is. It is also comforting to know that there are also tree cutters among us (allegedly).
**12:19 a.m.**, _Sather Gate: Zachary RunningWolf chalking the ground in rules violation._
Someone’s been a bad bunny rabbit. Our favorite canine just got a lot hotter.
h2. Thursday, April 26, 2007
**10:15 a.m.**, _In front of 190 Doe Library: UC Berkeley employee finds bullet._
h2. Friday, April 27, 2007
**10:15 a.m.**, _Moffitt Library restroom: Female student reports seeing peeping Tom._
Creepy fuck. Apparently someone didn’t get the memo that you can put porn on an iPod.
h2. Saturday, April 28, 2007
**1:33 a.m.**, _Unit-2 courtyard: Male student, 23, and 21-year-old male non-student involved in mutual battery. No prosecution sought._
Good old fashioned fisticuffs. It gives us a warm fuzzy feeling.
h2. Sunday, April 29, 2007
**12:35 a.m.**, _Bowles Hall: Officer speaks to male student, 19, about indecent exposure and disturbing the peace._
**12:50 a.m.**, _Sproul Plaza: Officer speaks four students, 18, 20 and two aged 19, about indecent exposure and disturbing the peace._
**2:30 a.m.**, _Haas Pools: Officer speaks to three female students, two 19-year-olds and one 20-year-old, and one 20-year-old male student about trespassing._
We don’t know if these three incidents are related. But the possibility that we missed an epic multi-location campus orgy deeply saddens us.
**5:35 p.m.**, _Bancroft Way and Telegraph Avenue: Officer conducts welfare check on 12-year-old boy faking injury/illness._
UCPD: Keeping tabs on bad little boys.
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