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We don’t know what it is about graduate student instructors, but just about everyone wants to bag one. Perhaps it’s the dream of exchanging an apple sex for an A (come, come–that’s not kosher!). It’s true love, we’re sure, and AnonCon can attest to that. To the following GSIs, someone loves you:
* Jeffrey Doker. Three agree you’re hot, and two say that’s not right. Never you mind that. We hear you’re “super awesome at limbo!!!” and that’s all that matters in life.
* Daniel Nemser. We wish we could find you on Facebook. Allow the illict student-GSI relationship to develop, man!
* Emily Crane
* Jonny Morris
* David Okawa, with two aye votes. Menage a trois, anyone?
* Melissa Etzler, you get double the love too.
* Zan Stine
* Maxim of Math 16B
* Zach R. of Psych 122. We think this might be you. Your students (two again) must appreciate your–ahem–teaching abilities.
* Peter Liska. We’re not sure if we found you on Facebook, but damn it, we’re going to try.
* “Micheal from Phil 25B.”
* David Trease
* Peter Battaglino, you’re “adorable.” Oh, “and a good GSI. <3.”
* Randall Smit
We still think that using AnonCon to announce GSI crushes is pretty lame, but at least it makes for good Facebook stalking. Research. We mean research.
One GSI remarked on being asked out through email. “It made me really uncomfortable,” he/she said. So stop being creepy. Do it in person.
Also, completely unrelated, someone very excited would like to remind you that there will be “NAKED STREAKING IN THE LIBRARY ON MONDAY NIGHT (tuesday morning) AT MIDNIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS.” Punctuality appreciated. Punctuation not included.
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