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The Anonymous Confessions on the UC Berkeley LiveJournal community is one of those pseudo-campus traditions that has ingrained itself into the minds of the mind-numbed Cal students.
They’re kind of like “naked people running through the Main Stacks” during the final exam period – it’s dirty, yes you should be studying, but let’s take a look anyways.
These new 21st century traditions have gotten so popular that older campus traditions, “like playing of “The Hanging of Danny Deever””:http://www.berkeley.edu/tour/life/traditions.html on the last day of classes before the Campanile goes silent for the finals exam period, have been forgotten, sort of.
These AnonCons are so popular that they’ve gone to an “unprecedented third page“:http://community.livejournal.com/ucberkeley/2449448.html! And to celebrate, we’re going to look at our favorite confessions.
We sure like self-indulgence, so thanks to you AnonCon kids for “taking notice of us“:http://community.livejournal.com/ucberkeley/2449448.html?thread=32082728#t32082728.
bq. i read all of these and i have to get up in a few hours. i’m going to sleep right NOW.
bq. btw, you nudists got us clogged again! (”http://clog.dailycal.org/430/anoncon-strikes-back-nudie-round-up”:http://clog.dailycal.org/430/anoncon-strikes-back-nudie-round-up)
bq. My boobs are not a 7/10.
bq. I agree. They are awesome. That reviewer is full of crap.
Maybe you’re full of crap. Anyways, sometimes these confessions “make us cry“:http://community.livejournal.com/ucberkeley/2439401.html?thread=31006697#t31006697, like this one:
bq. i’m missing your bed, i never sleep avoiding the spots where we’d have to speak and this bottle of beast is taking me home.
Wait, those are lyrics from one of those crappy Dashboard Confessional songs. Nevermind.
If you thought that the Lord of the Rings was the most epic tale ever told, we beg to differ. “This happened“:http://community.livejournal.com/ucberkeley/2439401.html?thread=31125993#t31125993 a few nights ago at Crossroads.
bq. hey guys, i’m a cheeseburger. nobody wanted me after late-night gave out all of their food, so if you want to eat me, come get me at the table on the 2nd floor right next to the steps. im on a napkin and nobody is sitting at the table. please eat me.
“A couple minutes later…”:http://community.livejournal.com/ucberkeley/2439401.html?thread=31128297#t31128297
bq. i’m a cheeseburger! i’m yummy, meaty, cheesy, and oh-so-delicious! please eat me! nobody wants me -_- im still on the 2nd floor of xroads right next to the steps from the main area.
“And finally…”:http://community.livejournal.com/ucberkeley/2439401.html?thread=31135209#t31135209
bq. i’m the cheeseburger. some bitch just threw me away! i didn’t hurt nobody! i swear i didnt! save me..i’m in the trash can next to the top of the steps.
We’ll save you! (if we were really that hungry). Happy finals.
UC Berkeley Community – Anonymous Confessions; Spring 2007 Part 3! [LiveJournal]
Comments:
Dec 16, 2007 at 10:55 pm
dude, that’s the only place where you get genuine stuff. maybe it’s not exactly Goethe and Hemingway material, it’s real stuff, unlike some blogs
Jun 20, 2007 at 8:41 pm
you all should read this:
http://www.sdreader.com/php/cover.php?mode=article&showpg=1&id=20060323