Loading ...Thank God a certain sector of the country (the one that probably purchases those “Girls Gone Wild” tapes at 3 AM) decided to focus on Allison Stokke. Why Wikipedia is ignoring these poor bastards is beyond us, but we’re just damned glad to have something to talk about in the dead of summer. Anyway, check out this somewhat ridiculous Fox 2 report on the web’s favorite novelty sport participant.
The clip basically consists of people saying “Well, she jumped this height, she jumped that height, she jumped that height and she hopes to jump a higher height some day.” Stokke herself waxes poetic about the challenge of being able to jump over Shaq (If she actually did this, the entire internet might explode). The news reporters convey a strong message of “We’re doing this because she’s hot, but for propriety’s sake, we’re pretending that her hotness is a peripheral factor.”
The only thing more ridiculous than covering such a story would be covering the coverage of it. Wait. Oh, shit…
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