It’s been a hot week. This isn’t supposed to happen in Berkeley.

All the recent fire activity isn’t really helping either. Can it please rain or something? Or can people stop lighting shit on fire?

According the police logs, apparently not.

Saturday, June 9, 2007
11:00 p.m., Sproul Hall: A female, 22, and a male, 33, found participating in lewd conduct.

We need more details than this. Come on, there’s nothing good on TV and “lewd conduct” alone does not suffice.

Monday, June 11, 2007
4:43 p.m., Bowles Lot: Alameda County Fire Department responded and extinguished a dumpster fire. The cause was charcoal disposal. No damage.

Sorry to disappoint, but you can’t really barbecue in your dumpster.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007
12:01 a.m., Memorial Stadium: Confiscation of rope hanging from a tree.

But how will the Treewoks get down? Oh well. They’ve been there for more than half a year already. Might as well stay.

1:30 p.m., West Crescent: Four minors, including two 16-year-old females, a 17-year-old male and a 15-year-old male, found starting a fire via burning paper.

Seriously, ants are so much more fun to burn.

PoLo is compiled from the UC Police Department’s online Daily Activity Bulletin.
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