So after the emotional jolt of the Vols victory we play, um, (yawn)
“Colorado State”. We’ll be referring to this as a trap game because that’s only way to trick readers into paying attention to a blah contest. Here are the questions:1. Who’s going to punt to HIM? We think you know who we mean. We hope that the “Wizard of Returns” gets the opportunity to practice his black magic. Hmm, does “Colorado St. and the Wizard of Returns” not have a Harry Potter book ring to it? Anyway, it’s hard to shank punts all game. Jackson will get his shot.2. Will D-Jax also become the wizard of receiving? DeSean was doubled frequently last week and thus was rarely thrown to. In order for the Clog’s favorite player to snag a Heisman, he needs to put up some WR numbers. Let’s see if he can’t top 100 yards against so-so competition this week.3. What’s with this CSU team? Well, (flipping through our Clog notes, checking the Web, etc.), we don’t know much about them. They lost against their rival, while running into the ground (40 times for a 3.5 avg.). Since the Cal D faired all right versus the run, this bodes well for us. So, if Cal can easily shut down the CSU ground game, score more points than the other team and win the game, we should be in good shape.4. Can we withstand the Caleb Hanie onslaught? The CSU QB’s name is so unintimidating it’s startling. And he threw more picks than TDs last year. We should be fine. Then again, a dude with a broken pinky completed 60,000, of his first 60,001 passes against the Cal D last week…
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Sep 8, 2007 at 2:48 pm
“We’ll be referring to this as a trap game because that’s only way to trick readers into paying attention to a blah contest.”
Oh awesome. I will now blame the closeness of this game and our crappy ballplay on you.