Hmm, a ram is a fearsome mascot in theory. Upon seeing that sweater-clad goofball of a creature waddling amid the jogging CSU players, we revised that assumption. Immediately. Let’s just hope that Cal became overconfident after spotting the pudgy Colorado State mascot and that’s why the team played a slop of a match. If that’s not the attribution for today’s “victory,” we have some issues here. Anyway, here are our very profound thoughts on a “slightly scary besting of a thoroughly unmemorable opponent”.

  • From now on DeSean will be in the bold. He’s earned it, dammit. Sure, a little more receiving involvement would be nice. But, after yet another game-breaking play, bolding his name is the least the Clog can do. It’s like getting knighted … but lamer … a lot lamer.
  • Yo, Tedford. What say you to the idea of giving the ball to that “Jahvid guy” more often? On his 64 yard romp, the defenders looked more confused than the sprinting pre-game sheep. And yea, “game sheep” could be a good band name. A better name than say, “a flawed victory against an unranked opponent from a state school in the Rockies.”
  • Sick interception, Moye. You aren’t bold status quite yet, but that was a spectacular play.
  • So apparently it is possible to overthrow DeSean. It looked like Longshore had been practicing with a lead ball in pre game.
  • Though there were moments of defensive, um, competence, the secondary was fairly bad. For a team with an annual “Oh man, please let us beat USC” quest, that could be a huge concern. Oh wait, their QB is John David Booty. We might be in the clear.
  • Geez, we love DESEAN (sorry, got a little carried away there). Let’s leave it at that, before he files a restraining order.Image Source: Shamim Pakzad, Daily Cal
  • Posted in: Sports
    Tags:, ,

    Print This Post Print This Post
    Share and Enjoy:
    • Digg
    • del.icio.us
    • Technorati
    • StumbleUpon
    • Reddit
    • Fark
    • ThisNext


    Comments:
    again said:
    Sep 8, 2007 at 11:18 pm

    Again, terribly useless commentary on the game. Please stop this. IF you want to talk about the game say something useful. This is just a load of crap.



    DESEAN's MAMA said:
    Sep 9, 2007 at 12:26 am

    Yo man, don’t hate. My baby isn’t crap!!!



    A Cal Alum said:
    Sep 9, 2007 at 2:49 am

    To again,

    Then quit reading this blog. Let this blog writes what it wants. If you have to hate so much, write your own and stay away from this one. You seem to be a Cal student, be more creative with your time. Don’t waste it on venting, create something.



    reality man said:
    Sep 9, 2007 at 10:53 am

    Outstanding article and a fun read. They should have won by more. Very creative and entertaining. Better than rah rah post game b.s



    h3 said:
    Sep 9, 2007 at 3:14 pm

    isn’t “trap game” sportsbetting parlance? is that appropriate for a school newspaper-sanctioned blog? i would be interested to know.



    Avinash said:
    Sep 9, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Well, I do “create something” (http://bearsnecessity.com/sports/california-colorado-state-live/), and I can assure you, this analysis sucks.



    Leave a Reply

    XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>