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The Cal Patriot blog has a long list of ASUC candidates, so now it’s time (before you get too nauseated by all this hoopla) to delve a little further. These candidates have big shoes to fill, and from what we can remember, a tradition of chutzpah to uphold. Let’s see who has the most impressive baller status.
From CalSERVE, Roxanne Winston
By the numbers:
* 481 photos of herself
* 1,236 total friends
* 36 (or thereabouts) personally used exclamation marks
The juice:
* slammed by Gabe Weiner on the ASUC blog
From Student Action, Curtis Lee
By the numbers:
* 881 photos of himself
* 2,490 total friends
* nine listed activities
The juice:
* Beetle thinks he’ll “clobber” Winston
From SQUELCH!, Fred Taylor-Hochberg
By the numbers:
* 177 photos of himself
* 583 total friends
* one mention of “poo with shards of glass in it”
The juice:
* Uh, one time Beetle said his column wasn’t funny enough. That’s the best we could do.
From FUCK, Ross Lingenfelder
By the numbers:
* Zero. He has no numbers.
The juice:
* His Facebook profile is private. We don’t care if his party’s a joke–we’ve got to see the deets!
From Bears-United, John Kim
By the numbers:
* Which one? There are numerous Berkeley John Kims!
The juice:
* No. 1 Google result is the Wikipedia article for Kim Jong-il. Things aren’t looking too good.
ASUC Slates for 08 [Cal Patriot]
Comments:
Mar 18, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Here is the link for John’s facebook.