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Elections kick off in a week! In keeping with our previous post, we’re bringing you the low-down on ASUC candidates.
This time, it’s the executive vice presidential hopefuls who get a good grillin’.
Details after the jump.
From CalSERVE, Krystle Pasco
By the numbers:
* 1255 total friends
* 1226 photos of herself
* one quote from Dr. Seuss, followed by another from Che Guevera
The juice:
Espouses education, empowerment and epiphanies. Also, Tupac Shakur.
From Student Action, Grace Shen
By the numbers:
* 1223 total friends
* 1005 photos of herself
* contrary to the other candidates, zero publically listed cell phone numbers
The juice:
Not even Beetle can think of anything. Sorry.
From SQUELCH!, Chad Kunert
By the numbers:
* The plebeians at the Clog are not privy to this most treasured trove of knowledge.
* Although we do spy FUCK’s facebook group. At 25 members, support is looking a mite emaciated …
The juice:
According to the usual sources, Kunert has a history of submitting some interesting bills.
From FUCK, Chris Page
By the numbers:
* 417 total friends
* an unspecified number of photos
* 67 mentions of the word “Republican” (”catholic”, “pro-life”, etc) on the profile page alone, or thereabouts
The juice:
Endorses Student Action. Not that fraternizing across party lines isn’t alive and well in this ol’ era of politicians politicizing about politics. Or something.
From Bears-United, John Kim
Him again! An illustrious reader left a link to the guy’s profile, so we can now tell you that he’s … from Missouri?
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