A study at Wellesley College revealed a general breakdown of who’s doing the nighttime nasty and who ain’t. Researchers who conducted this study hoped to find a connection between course major and, well, intercourse. Math, Chemistry and Biochemistry majors dominated the V-Club (eighty-three percent of both majors reported to be virgins). No Studio Art majors that partook in this survey made such a claim. Let us reiterate: zero.

Furthermore, a study at University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill reports that the folks that aren’t seeing any action are really smart, or really, really dumb. But then again, the glass is also half full: if you’re of either average intelligence or only a little dumb, you’re also less likely to be a virgin.

In conclusion, when going out to the clubs and performing the latest urban courting rituals, take heed. Play dumb, but not too dumb. Or drop the calculator and pick up a paint brush.

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Study: IQ linked to virginity [The Collegian]

Anonymous said:
Aug 1, 2008 at 10:47 am

Is the Clog doing the Time Warp or something?

This is last year’s news.