Spring Break is over, but the ASUC parties are just getting started with their full-scale campaigning. As some dude we overheard today aptly put it to a presumably freshmanic companion, “You haven’t seen anything yet. Today is just day one.” Yikes?
Fortunately, there’s always Squelch’s campaign to relieve us from the tedium that is Upper Sproul Plaza’s sea of CalSERVE and Student Action droids. Today, it was actual candidates holding up actual posters. Tomorrow, it might be a community garden fertilized by composted Cal-SERVE and Student Action waste. Next week (according to party chair Andy Morris, pictured above), it will definitely be those vibrator races.
Yes, when it comes to the ASUC’s incompetence, Squelch doesn’t beat around the bush. (Oh, that’s been used before? We never would have guessed.)
Image Source: Jill Cowan
Earlier: Mooch off ASUC Elections Candidates
Tags:ASUC, campaigning, posters, puppies, Squelch
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