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2547802515_97436f03b6Finals are kind of like being pregnant: they’re painful, you console yourself with the fact they’ll be over soon and you can eat whatever you want without remorse (hey, YoPo is brain food). Oh yeah, and you’re f***ed.

So if you’re feeling especially snacky, or just generally into mooching, we’ve done the work for you. Hey, the least the university can do for stealing your identity is throw you a few donut holes.

What: Free Donut Holes & Coffee/Hot Chocolate

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Where: Outside Moffit May 17th 8:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.
The Catch: You may have to make awkward small talk and/or feign interest in the goals of the Student Advocate’s Office.

What: Free Drinks.
Where: Crossroads Dining Commons Flogging Margaret dvd 10 p.m. – 2 a.m.
The Catch: Being surrounded by Freshmen, the temptation of Late Night and the regrettable decisions that may ensue.

What: Hella food and quiet study space.
Where: Hillel El Gaucho Goofy film 10 a.m. – midnight daily
The Catch: You may have to pretend to be Jewish for a few hours, or at least be a friend of a friend.

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me said:
May 15, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Love this so hard!



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