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and bed bugs, the time is probably ripe. In true Dickensian fashion, a faith-based Berkeley Housing Organization allegedly straight out swindled Reach for the Sky move the government out of nearly $200,000 that was Berkeley homeless bound.

Jubilee Restoration, which was founded by Berkeley pastor Gordon W. Choyce Sr., under the management of his wife, son and daughter, pocketed two grants from the Department of Housing and Urban Development that were intended to finance housing for Berkeley homeless youths between the ages of 18 and 25. Their crookery evidently wasn’t slick enough, for the feds caught on pretty quick and imposed $177,381 in restitution, in addition to a five year probation. The Clog has little sympathy for the Family Choyce.

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Were the World Mine trailer It’s a cinematic plot device both terrifying and absurd: a nationwide infestation of the fabled bed bug, so severe as to be deserving of its own federal legislation forebodingly titled “Don’t Let the Bed Bugs Bite Act of 2009.” Which is actually not so much terrifying as really creepy, and also kind of lame.

The outbreak is apparently the worst we’ve experienced in half a century. The pests are especially prone to spreading in “mattress-heavy environments”—yay for us!—and are wonderfully resistant to several insecticides. It isn’t simply the House of Representatives that’s concerned; Environmental Protection Agency’s recent bed bug summit was the first in history.

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Looks like fun, no?You may have been too stressed out of your mind to notice that, while you were stalking angrily to your finals on Thursday and Friday, you were ruining family photos on Upper Sproul Plaza or in front of the Campanile. Yes, there is a reason for the sudden rash of people taking cheesy pictures … and that reason is graduation season Deep Impact film

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That means a lot of people walking around in caps and gowns, stopping in front of every building on campus, capturing their final Berkeley memories. It also means sometimes-semi-interesting commencement speakers. Some of these commencement speeches look pretty crash-able, especially the outdoor ones, so even if you don’t know anybody in the major, you might be able to catch some words of wisdom.

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So if you’re feeling especially snacky, or just generally into mooching, we’ve done the work for you. Hey, the least the university can do for stealing your identity is throw you a few donut holes.

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Across the adolescent landscape, students are writhing in their shorts as the sun’s rays replace whatever their biology professor is still blabbering about with daydreams of scantily clad car washes, sandy In-N-Out burgers, and other summertime things. Meanwhile, those of us who will remain in Berkeley this summer are probably more likely to swoon over things like linguistic institutes Ghost Ship movie full

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Studyin’, bein’ productive, doin’ some studying … Surfin’ the interwebs, checkin’ Facebook … Now LiveJournal … Hey, is that AnonCon? It’s already back up? Oh em geez, we have to see if anyone’s said anything about us!

No, no, no. We can’t start reading that crap now. We have a final tomorrow at 8 a.m.  Shit, what time is it? Plus, it’s all just people bitching about their lives which are so embarrassing that they have to complain about them anonymously. But guessing who’s writing things is half the fun! The other half, obviously read more »


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All eight stores in the chain, which include four locations in Berkeley (where it originated 80 years ago), will officially halt sales—which, according to chief executive Bill Andronico, isn’t exactly a huge deal, considering that the chain on the whole has only sold “about one package of foie gras a year for the past several years.”

Bummer for that particular customer. Guess they’ll just have to seek out their canned products of horrific animal torture elsewhere.

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And then we happened on the Cal Wushu video (which we unfortunately cannot embed), and it totally creams our low-quality video. Wushu in itself is already kick-ass, but when you combine martial arts with a tongue-in-cheek action vid, you are made of WIN.

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