Loading ...After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.
… make cosmic calamari. Figuratively speaking. Because when giant squid are jumping ship (or are otherwise appearing mysteriously on shore) you know it’s probably time to do the same.
We don’t know about you, but we’re throwing in the towel. We’re dunzo. Forget the four horsemen– we should’ve been anticipating the Several Dozen Jumbo Humboldt Squid of the Apocalypse. What’s the point of trying to dry yourself off with the aforementioned proverbial towel if you’re only going to get splashed repeatedly by humongous cephalopods who slip helplessly from your grasp as you attempt in vain to return them to the sea? There is no point, that’s the point.
Dazed Giant Squid Wash Up On California Beach After Earthquake [YouTube]
Massive Squid Washes Up on Beach in Quake Aftermath [NBC Bay Area]
Tags:beaches, brah, manimal wars part bazillion?, Pharyngula, squid
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