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So, sometimes, the Clog gets a kick out of Craigslist personals. Don’t judge. If we weren’t kind of creepy, we wouldn’t have discovered this.

The title of the ad? “Professor/Author Seeks Barely Legal Bookworm.” The hook? He’s looking for “highbrow conversations and bouts of polymorphous perversity” — “an intellectual giant in a Lolita body.”

The catch? This ad was posted in Berkeley.

Incoming freshmen better watch out. Our very own Humbert Humbert is waiting in office hours for you to “tell [him] which antinomian proclivities animate the secret regions of your soul.”

Image Source: Nanon under Creative Commons
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Comments:
Diana (Li) said:
Jun 22, 2011 at 10:20 am

“A little about me: very fit, very cute, 5’7″, 41 years old, looking for an intellectual giant in a Lolita body.”

very fit, very cute

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.



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