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Good night/bad night. You decide!

Posted By Jillian Wertheim On Oct 9, 2011 @ 3:54 pm In Sandbox | Comments Disabled

texting!In our desire to avoid midterm preparation at all costs, the Clog decided to waste some time wandering around on the internet — what else is new? After tiring of Hulu and losing to our computer in endless matches of Hearts, we turned to a true classic, albeit an oft-forgotten one, as of late: Texts From Last Night.

Sure, TFLN-browsing is a kind of embarrassing habit to announce to the online world, but hey, we’re willing to bet that you do it, too. So take the judgment that you were so totally directing at us, and focus it upon these people [1].

Berkeley makes up a pretty sizable portion of the 510 area code, so who knows: This could be your neighbor. (Or you.)

(510): she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted ‘I’M STILL DRUNK” and went out for a jog in her thong

(510): It’s 1 AM and there’s a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between versus to puke. I’m joining him.

(510): Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it “I am going to die alone”

(510): You did a strip tease for the toilet.

(510): speaking of graduation plans, i’m blacked out eating sausage

(510): no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.

(510): Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it’s amazing.

So what is it, folks? Good night? Bad night? Let us know what you think, or if you have a (humorous) text of your own you wish to share, feel free to comment below.

Image source: compujeramey [2] under Creative Commons


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[1] focus it upon these people: http://textsfromlastnight.com/texts-from-areacode/page:1/areacode:510/type:time

[2] compujeramey: http://www.flickr.com/photos/compujeramey/168108824/sizes/m/in/photostream/

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