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It’s Friday, Friday, Friday….the 13th

Posted By Andrew Kwok On Apr 13, 2012 @ 10:14 am In Sandbox | Comments Disabled

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Good morning, readers. No, I take that back. Bad morning.

Don’t be fooled by the clear blue sky or rays of sunshine. Don’t be fooled by Rebecca Black’s jubilant jingle. Today is destined to end in doom in some way or another. The 13th day of the month and Fridays have been a dangerous combination since the inception of the modern calendar system.

In 1940, Germany kicked off The Blitzkrieg, showering London with 76 crummy bombs on this crummy day.

In 1970, the Apollo 13 (13!!!!!!) was subdued when an oxygen tank exploded on this crummy day.

In 1986, the Olsen Twins were born on Friday the 13th, cruelly modeled after the Grady twins from “The Shining,” by some demonic sentinent.

Fridays and 13’s have never mixed well, like vinegar and baking soda – when they do mix, it results in a frothy eruption of evil, sinister magic, and a half-assed 5th grade science fair project.

So what’s in store for 2012; have you thought of a better science fair project? And what shit will go down this Friday the 13th?

Perhaps you live in Unit 3, stumble out of your building in PJ’s to realize Café 3 is closed on Fridays. On your limp back, a stork drops a baby into your arms, legally binding you as the parent of this child. Moments later, you realize this child has a thunder shaped scar on his forehead and your imminent death-by-Voldemort draws near (still preferable to paying child support).

Perhaps this will be the one day you don’t do your reading for a class and this is the one day you have a pop quiz in aforementioned class.

Perhaps you will realize you missed the voting deadline a few hours ago, smothering your uncontainable support for V.O.I.C.E [1]. Who knows how unfortunate your misfortunes  can get?

You do: The Clog would like to hear your Friday the 13th horror stories. Anecdote a Berkeley-relevant calamity or unfortunate event and perhaps we shall feature the best of them around dead week- when we’ll all be in dire need of a pick-me-up.

Send them to: [email protected]

Image source: ArmoredFoe [2] under Creative Commons.


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[1] , smothering your uncontainable support for V.O.I.C.E: http://www.dailycal.org/2012/04/12/v-o-i-c-e-campaign-will-challenge-executive-order/

[2] ArmoredFoe: http://www.flickr.com/photos/unit78/6926656620/

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