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A Fight to the Death: UC vs. Occupy the Farm

Posted By Lynn Yu On Jun 22, 2012 @ 7:09 pm In News | Comments Disabled

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We all know that America is a sue-happy country — Berkeley is no exception. The back and forth sue-ing that has been occurring between the university and the Occupy the Farm kids would make for a good soap opera.

Here’s the Clog’s script and recap of the events of the pass few weeks:

University (U): Yo dudes, you need to get off of this land. It belongs to the UC.

Occupy the Farm (OF): No way! This land belongs to the public! Screw research, we’re reclaiming this for the peoples.

U: Ok, but if you stay here, we’re totally going to sue you.

OF: -in a sassy voice, with finger snaps involved- MMMMMHMMM

U: No but for reals, we really WILL sue you.

OF: -stands in solidarity and pisses on UCPD officer [1]-

U: Ooookkkk, we warned y’all.

-Sues [2]-

U: Oh, look at that, occupying the Gill Tract cost us $300,000. We’re gonna sue you for this too [3].

OF: Yo, this is complete overkill. Stop being fascists.

U: Ah yeah you’re right, we’ll drop the charges [4]. No point goin’ after these KIDS. -smh-

OF: Bwahahaha psych! Now we’re gonna come after you [5]! Anti-SLAAP ‘cuz you guys totally quashed our first amendment rights!

U: WTF?! Whyyyyy?! That’s it — gloves are coming off.

We’ll keep you all posted on the fiasco that this situation is.

Image source: ODHD [6] under Creative Commons


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URLs in this post:

[1] pisses on UCPD officer: http://www.dailycal.org/2012/05/15/man-arrested-for-allegedly-urinating-on-ucpd-officer-at-gill-tract/

[2] Sues: http://www.dailycal.org/2012/05/28/litigation-continues-against-gill-tract-occupiers/

[3] We’re gonna sue you for this too: http://www.dailycal.org/2012/06/14/campus-officials-say-costs-related-to-occupy-the-farm-top-300000/

[4] we’ll drop the charges: http://www.dailycal.org/2012/06/20/university-drops-lawsuit-occupy-farm-protesters/

[5] Now we’re gonna come after you: http://www.dailycal.org/2012/06/22/farm-protesters-planned-file-anti-slapp-motion-uc/

[6] ODHD: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hodac/2268933474/

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