Remember this man? It was just two weeks ago we were joking about Chancellor-Elect Nicholas Dirks’ beastly brow. We predicted that once he took office he would be called “The Brow.” Just look at him, posing effortlessly in this soft-featured scenery. Doesn’t his face just say, “If I don’t get you, my unibrow will?” In a mere moment, these hopes were shattered, cause …
OH NO HE DIDN’T.
It doesn’t look like this uni is going to make it to our uni. Perhaps he wanted a radical image change before his first public appearance in Berkeley this Tuesday? In any case, this dispels the conspiracy rumors that the center portion of his beloved brow was a shadow. Unless he defies the laws of physics, which is certainly possible, given he possesses the power of the brow. Or, he did. However you felt about his facial caterpillar, join us in mourning an (in)famous piece of brow art.
Why do you think he let it go? Leave a comment below.
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