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This weekend seemed to be all about fun and then getting into trouble for having that fun. Drinking, flag-hanging and climbing trees–that’s all about enjoying the summer, right?
No. Why don’t you all just stay inside next to your textbooks and laptop like normal people do? Now that’s real fun.
Monday, July 30, 2007
8:44 p.m., Naval Arch: A report that an unknown trespasser hung a flag from a construction crane.
Who wants to bet it was a pirate flag? Psh. A ninja can take down a pirate any day of the week. And a ninja works an eight day. And we’re also really off-topic now.
Moving on …
Sunday, July 29, 2007
12:34 a.m., Unit 2 Davidson: A suspicious circumstance involving possible lodger.
OK, Unit 2 is colorful and bright, but why would you want to live/lodge there? We hear the Main Stacks is nice (it’s practically a home away from home during finals). Or, better yet, you could even live among million dollar homes.
11:00 p.m., People’s Park: Illegal lodging.
11:45 p.m., People’s Park: Trespassing.
11:50 p.m., People’s Park: Littering.
Sadly, that’s nothing out of the ordinary–that’s pretty much a typical night at People’s Park.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
9:40 p.m., Greek Theatre: An officer talks to a man, 46, about public intoxication and verbal harassment.
After the jazz festival? Maybe those prohibitionists were right. Maybe jazz and liquor are a bad combination. Maybe–
What the hell are we talking about? Drink up (if you’re legal, of course)!
Friday, July 27, 2007
12:17 p.m., Memorial Stadium: An officer talks to a man, 23, about climbing a tree.
You know, there’s always one bad apple that ruins it for the bunch. You know what we mean.
PoLo is compiled from the UC Police Department’s online Daily Activity Bulletin.
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