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After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth.
Are you under the age of six, want to get a jump start on becoming a socialite and have rich parents? If so, we have found the hippest club for you: Peekadoodle Kidsclub located in San Francisco.
Not only does this hang-out meet your needs, but your mom is also welcome to enjoy the day at Peekadoodle Kidsclub. You see, this is a new business venture aimed at meeting the needs of a lactating mother and a culturally developing toddler.
So what sets this place apart from the normal drop-your-kid-off shindig? For one, mommies can get their groove on by taking an aerobics class while their young’un is eating glue.
In addition to the monitored playground time, kids can take classes in—get this—cooking, music and photography.
WTF PHOTOGRAPHY? How many of these kids even know to smile when someone says cheese? By the time these kiddies are riding bikes they’ll be well on their way to reaching the century mark for tagged Facebook photos.
Whatever happened to going to the good-old YMCA? Nowadays a family membership runs about a grand, and there isn’t an age-limit on who can have fun there.
OK, so maybe there aren’t pizza-making classes for toddlers, but something tells us that they’ll be just as excited putting fruit loops on a string. BTW, when did fruit loop necklaces go out of style (yes, yes, we’re assuming they were in style at one point)? But seriously, considering what people will put on their necks nowadays in the lovely city of Berkeley, why haven’t we even seen one person making such an awesomely tasty fashion statement?
Image Source: Larry D. Moore under Creative Commons
S.F. club is for youngsters, but has adult sensibilities [SF Gate]
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