After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth.

We’ve heard of charity runs. We’ve heard of Santas rolling out of bed to raise money. We’ve heard of Speedos. But all three together, that’s just absurd.

Well that was the case yesterday during the 8th annual Santa Speedo Run up in Boston. Men of all sizes showed up in what could not have been ideal weather conditions.

These runners braved temperatures under 30 degrees and a wicked retarded snowstorm. And to think that those East Coasters think Berkeley people are crazy.

No way would this ever work in Berkeley. SoCal kids would protest getting down to their skivvies in anything under 70 F (exceptions do occur when they are overcome with the pressure of finals).

Plus, you can never count out on-campus groups getting up in arms over using a symbol of a religious holiday to raise money for charity.

Yea, nevermind … we are pretty flipping crazy.

Santa Speedo Run [Boston.com ]
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