If you were a CalSO counselor, what lies would you tell your incoming freshmen?
- Everyone Time Warps all the time! (37%, 22 Votes)
- You'll totally get laid in the library! (37%, 22 Votes)
- 4.0 Hill works! (17%, 10 Votes)
- Tuition is free! (9%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 59
Start Date: Jun 8, 2009 @ 3:37 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What is that INFERNAL, incessant pounding noise?
- Your mom / The dominatrix who lives above you (36%, 12 Votes)
- Your mom. (27%, 9 Votes)
- Your beating heart (21%, 7 Votes)
- The dominatrix who lives above you (9%, 3 Votes)
- Your throbbing hangover (7%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 33
Start Date: Jun 1, 2009 @ 5:19 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What do you wish you'd done this semester?
- Gotten laid. (37%, 19 Votes)
- Gotten a 4.0 (35%, 18 Votes)
- Tripped on acid and/or other drugs. (17%, 9 Votes)
- Explored the steam tunnels. (8%, 4 Votes)
- LIBRARY STREAKING! (3%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 52
Start Date: May 24, 2009 @ 1:57 pm
End Date: No Expiry
Summer plans?
- Homelessness. And unemployment. Sigh. (41%, 24 Votes)
- Internship, baby! I'm, like, so on top of my shit. (24%, 14 Votes)
- Oh, is that why it's so hot all of the sudden? (22%, 13 Votes)
- Marrying a loaded foreigner while "studying" abroad. (13%, 7 Votes)
Total Voters: 58
Start Date: May 19, 2009 @ 6:13 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What should the next finals flash mob do (besides streak)?
- Distribute cookies! (36%, 29 Votes)
- Dance "Thriller"! (35%, 28 Votes)
- Run clothed through the co-ops. (15%, 12 Votes)
- Serenade the chancellor at the chancellor's mansion (14%, 12 Votes)
Total Voters: 81
Start Date: May 11, 2009 @ 6:10 pm
End Date: No Expiry
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