If you were a CalSO counselor, what lies would you tell your incoming freshmen?

  • Everyone Time Warps all the time! (37%, 22 Votes)
  • You'll totally get laid in the library! (37%, 22 Votes)
  • 4.0 Hill works! (17%, 10 Votes)
  • Tuition is free! (9%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 59

Start Date: Jun 8, 2009 @ 3:37 pm
End Date: No Expiry


What is that INFERNAL, incessant pounding noise?

  • Your mom / The dominatrix who lives above you (36%, 12 Votes)
  • Your mom. (27%, 9 Votes)
  • Your beating heart (21%, 7 Votes)
  • The dominatrix who lives above you (9%, 3 Votes)
  • Your throbbing hangover (7%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 33

Start Date: Jun 1, 2009 @ 5:19 pm
End Date: No Expiry


What do you wish you'd done this semester?

  • Gotten laid. (37%, 19 Votes)
  • Gotten a 4.0 (35%, 18 Votes)
  • Tripped on acid and/or other drugs. (17%, 9 Votes)
  • Explored the steam tunnels. (8%, 4 Votes)
  • LIBRARY STREAKING! (3%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 52

Start Date: May 24, 2009 @ 1:57 pm
End Date: No Expiry


Summer plans?

  • Homelessness. And unemployment. Sigh. (41%, 24 Votes)
  • Internship, baby! I'm, like, so on top of my shit. (24%, 14 Votes)
  • Oh, is that why it's so hot all of the sudden? (22%, 13 Votes)
  • Marrying a loaded foreigner while "studying" abroad. (13%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 58

Start Date: May 19, 2009 @ 6:13 pm
End Date: No Expiry


What should the next finals flash mob do (besides streak)?

  • Distribute cookies! (36%, 29 Votes)
  • Dance "Thriller"! (35%, 28 Votes)
  • Run clothed through the co-ops. (15%, 12 Votes)
  • Serenade the chancellor at the chancellor's mansion (14%, 12 Votes)

Total Voters: 81

Start Date: May 11, 2009 @ 6:10 pm
End Date: No Expiry


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