After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth. 

 

Now you can stop Photoshop-ing Sarah Palin’s head on sexy bikini bodies and fantasizing about what’s under that pink blazer, those wire framed spectacles and the trademark Palin updo. Live footage from a 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant shows the real Palin sashaying around in a one-piece with big 80′s hair and cheesy elevator music setting the mood. We’re sure this will only be fuel for the recent Palin Stripper Contests and the endless “Palin is hot” jokes, most notably Alec Baldwin’s recent comments.

It’s nice to see Palin wearing next to nothing after recent reports that she spent over $150,000 for clothes, hairstyling and other “accessories” during her time in the campaign, including a shopping spree at Neiman Marcus. This is from the woman who used to hunt and cook her own moose meat.

As if it wasn’t hard enough already to take her seriously.

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SARAH PALIN SWIMSUIT: Beauty Pageant 1984 [YouTube]