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After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

Breaking news everyone: the world record for greatest distance covered by a paper airplane has been SHATTERED by none other than former Cal Quarterback Joe Ayoob. We here at The Daily Clog know exactly what you’re thinking.

“There was a paper airplane record?”

“Who is Joe Ayoob?”

“Breaking news?”

All joking aside, here are the facts: read more »


typhoon

Those of you with plans to sunbathe, surf or be outside for any extended period tomorrow might want to begin making alternate arrangements. A large storm, the remains of a typhoon that hit Japan, is headed toward the Bay Area. read more »