So what was up with those weirdos on Sproul today with the blue recycling bins? Oh, that’s SQUELCH!–just smile and move along, folks. Earlier today party chair Andy Morris e-mailed us a schedule of events for Upper Sproul Plaza:

4/2/09: SQUELCH! Recyling Day
4/3/09:  Smokeout of Campus Politics (Hookah on Sproul)
4/6/09:  The Infamous Annual Vibrator Races
4/7/09:  Historical Battle Reinactment With Water Balloons (exact battle TBD).  In fact, if the clog would like to encourage readers to vote on what battle we should reinact I would follow their will.
4/8-4/9:  Probably something.   But really, if people didn’t vote on the first day they’re not likely to vote on the second or third.

If you have any other ideas, leave a comment.

Morris also notes that the hookah tomorrow is free for all and not just for the lonely-looking SQUELCH! person puffing away.

Image Source: Eric Hamilton under Creative Commons

OK, we know ASUC candidates will do pretty much anything to grab another vote, but yesterday these guys from SQUELCH gave a whole new meaning to the term “low blow.” Situated in such a way as to be dangerously close to blocking traffic through Sather Gate, the two men sat on Upper Sproul Plaza, calm as caterpillars, smoked hookah in an effort to “smoke out partisan politics,” and invited others to join the fun. They also had a box of Krispy Kreme donuts, but we’re not sure if those were for sharing, too.

Image Source: Jill Cowan
Earlier: The Daily Californian Elections Circus … er, Forum