Is the backyard just not intimate enough for your dog? Is Bonerol (dog intercourse on the site) just not enough for your canine? Well, Robson Marinho has the answer for those of you who have dogs with more refined tastes.This week, the Clog stumbled upon a motel room in Sao Paulo just for your dogs. At a reasonable rate of $55, you can get your pooches two hours of alone time in a room specifically designed with them in mind.Now the Clog fully expects some people to find this concept ridiculous, but let’s not forget that a dog is man’s best friend. Is $55 too much of an expense to afford your close buddy some privacy during his or her most intimate moment?The air-conditioned room comes with a heart-shaped mirror on the ceiling and a headboard resembling a doggy bone. The room even comes with a DVD player for those dogs requiring some sort of positive suggestion.Where did Marinho get this idea from? To start, he owns several other profitable establishments that rent rooms out for four hours at a time.The Clog admires the efficiency of Brazilians in managing their sleeping hours. If we could duplicate their resting patterns, Cloggers could spend twice as much time looking for other stories just like this one.As always, the Clog is a staunch advocate of birth control and encourages dogs to be on the pill. Brazilian motel is for puppy lovers only [Fairfax Digital]Earlier: This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse: Ballet Class ‘Cranking That’