We found this on the corner of College and Ashby avenues, covering the glass panels of an empty store. We came across it while enjoying chicory ice cream. Quite frankly, the gourmet treat was more orgasmic than children. Kids scare us. And they come with snot. Ice cream, in general, does not.

Bubbles are also the orgasm of life, at least for this woman on duty. She was waving her bubble wand around like she just didn’t care. Of course, this is a perfectly normal day on Center Street.

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Today students lined up to get tickets for Jimmy Carter’s appearance at the Zellerbach on May 2. We snapped this picture from the Daily Cal office about 1:10 p.m. today. The Zellerbach box office opened at 10 a.m to what looks like a pantload of interested students. That’s some draw for a guy who started out as a peanut farmer.

Zachary RunningWolf was in fine form today. About 11:50 a.m., we spotted him on Sproul Plaza waiting for some food. RunningWolf was quite chic—he was sporting double French braids that made great use of his graying locks.

Tiny people were running amok near the Campanile about 12:30 p.m. Actually, they were children partaking in the festivities of Take Your Child to Work Day. There was a moon bounce, so we assume it was fun. We’re not sure. Children kinda scare us.