Studyin’, bein’ productive, doin’ some studying … Surfin’ the interwebs, checkin’ Facebook … Now LiveJournal … Hey, is that AnonCon? It’s already back up? Oh em geez, we have to see if anyone’s said anything about us!
No, no, no. We can’t start reading that crap now. We have a final tomorrow at 8 a.m. Shit, what time is it? Plus, it’s all just people bitching about their lives which are so embarrassing that they have to complain about them anonymously. But guessing who’s writing things is half the fun! The other half, obviously read more »
Remember high school? Remember the hellish time you spent taking standardized tests? So do we. Remember middle school? Remember how awkward and horrible it was, even without the extra pain in the ass that is the College Board? Apparently, no one at Berkeley Unified School District does. [Daily Cal]
It’s hard out here for a kid. We’re all in favor of non-obese children, but sometimes a kid’s got to do what a kid’s got to do. If fourth graders out there gotta sell sugar to make a buck for a field trip, then that’s just the way things go. You hear us, California Legislature? No one should be subjected to vegan carrot cake against their will, damn it! No one! [Chron]
The economic crisis hit the Cal band hard. For the first time in years, they’ve had to miss away games due to lack of moolah. This is sad. Are they at least still allowed to sell unhealthy food? Or are college kids also too young to decide when they can afford to splurge and eat themselves a donut? [Daily Cal]
Earlier: UC Berkeley Staff Joy, Woes and No-No’s
Last Saturday, the Clog stumbled upon a group of bedraggled, shivering Girl Scouts in the city selling their wares on a street corner. We bought a box of Samoas, $3.50.
Yesterday, we passed by another group of green-clad peddlers at Telegraph Avenue and Bancroft Way. We also finished our sole box of Samoas.
OK, so we’ll cut to the chase. The Girl Scouts are here, as SFist also mentions, and we would greatly appreciate another box of cookies to replace our ravaged previous one. Send the treats care of The Daily Cal, 600 Eshleman Hall. We may be sick of pizza, but we won’t say no to cookies from cutthroat little girls.
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You Guys Want Some Cookies? [SFist]