
That’s what Fresh said this morning as more than 300 onlookers watched him continue to resist the orders of the UCPD. The cops attempted to ease him down at around 12 p.m. using a written statement that promised no arrest or identification if he descends from his post. Using ladders and sharp instruments, they also cut away Fresh’s hammock and supplies.
Naturally, he didn’t budge. He didn’t kick his “shitbucket,” either–much to the dismay of the people who skipped class in hopes of seeing drama unfold.
Obviously, the Fresh saga is not over. Based on what we heard today, however, the Clog compiled a short list of things you should say to your closest neighbor if you ever find yourself ogling at the drawn-out treewok spectacle.
“Is this where my tax dollars are going?” “SHUT UP!” (Make sure you direct this in the general direction of anyone who expresses support for the sit.) “Where is the accountability!” “If you really support your cause, take off the mask!” “We love you, Fresh!”
And if your name is Ayr, a.k.a. Erik Eisenberg, please wear that awesome Wicked t-shirt more often.
Tags:, Ayr, Erik Eisenberg, Fresh, tree-sit, Treewoks, Wheeler Hall
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