squidwardCollege is a time of change. A time to figure out who we are and what it is we want out of life. We learn so many new things, about ourselves, about the world, about drinking heavily. It’s probably the time in our lives when we experience the most growth. Specifically, we grow from an eager, motivated freshman to a jaded, lazy senior. It’s a natural trajectory, so don’t be alarmed. Wondering where you fall on the DGAF scale? Check out our analysis below and decide for yourself.

Level 1: YEAH! LEARN ALL THE THINGS! GO TO ALL THE OFFICE HOURS!

Also known as eager freshman. You’re just so jazzed to be out of high school. You picked your own classes. You don’t have to be up at the ass-crack of dawn anymore. In fact, you can sleep ‘til 11:00 a.m., because all of your classes start after noon. This is unheard of in your little pre-college world. Plus, you can eat whatever you want. Could it get any better? Getting an A never looked so easy. read more »


We’ve never heard of this movie, whatever it is, but the opening song sounds like a porno. Oh wait.

IMDb has the plot summary of “Finishing School”:

bq. The minute Laura sees the Instructor looking at her long erotic legs she knows she has him where she wants him. This sight, in the front row, makes him so nervous he decides to work it off on the tennis court where he is met by a young eager coed who lures him to her apartment, where she is tutored in some social studies. Even a class orgy with plenty of her hot young friends and a lesbian encounter can’t get her mind off the instructor. Laura watches as one of the girls from her class enjoys a menage-a-trois. At last Laura and the instructor are alone in his office where she gets what she wants in one of the most frenzied and erotic sex sequences ever filmed!

Of course, this happens to everyone in Poli Sci 1. Right? No?

Well, it happens to everyone with feathered hair at least.

Finishing School (1976) [YouTube]
Plot Summary [IMDb]
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