A lot happened in the past few days, particularly yesterday. Crossroads was a bedlam (OK, not so much), suspicious things occurred suspiciously and then there was some shit. Literally.

Monday, Oct. 8, 2007
12:35 a.m., Crossroads: An officer talks to a man, 59, about lodging.

We know you can sometimes get two meals for the price of one if you stay long enough, but seriously, Crossroads isn’t that great. C’mon, have you tried the vegan pizza? Don’t.

12:45 p.m., in front of California Hall: BAMN demonstration.

Police logs originally spelled it “BAMM.” Oh, what’s that? By Any Means Maybe is protesting? Better hop to it … in a second. Those people are only sorta into it.

1:56 p.m., Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory: Report of a suspicious circumstance regarding a model airplane with attached camera flying over the Lawrence Lab.

Quick, shine the bat signal! Call the Super Friends! Where’s Wonder Woman and that darn invisible jet? Better not forget that lasso of truth again …

5 p.m., Signpost-16: Report of a suspicious circumstance regarding an individual with a suspicious object.

Hmm.

7:05 p.m., Crossroads: An officer talks to two male students, 17 and 18, about rules violation–blocking the aisle and refusing to move.

They were obviously immobilized by the foul refuse that is the vegan pizza.

7:46 p.m., eucalyptus grove: Trash can fire, caused by cigarette. Extinguished.

The university was right! Save the trees: Cut ‘em down before they burn themselves.

Saturday, Oct. 6, 2007
5:57 a.m., oak grove: Two employees exposed to human waste. Listed as a casualty.

Eww.

Image Source: Nate Tabak
PoLo is compiled from the UC Police Department’s online Daily Activity Bulletin.
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