Prolonging your grad date might not work either, if that’s what you’re thinking. Seniors, you’re screwed. Juniors, you’re probably screwed too. We hope you plan on getting a Ph.D. in something useful.

Meanwhile, we’re in a nursing shortage. Hint hint.

Or, if you want to denounce your materialistic lifestyle and you’re into that whole hippie thing, there’s always wwoofing.

Image Source: left-hand under Creative Commons, edited by Christine Borden
Congrats, graduate – good luck finding a job [SF Chron]

Facebook will come to the Berkeley campus to serve the company’s kool-aid, er, recruit interns and full-time workers. Possible positions include those in:

* Engineering
* Product Management
* Platform
* User Operations

These new minions must be

people that are passionate about Facebook, that aren’t afraid of complicated questions, and that like to just dig in and figure it out as they go. We value working hard, smart, and fast, and following that up with some good fun.

And if you’re an English major, you’re just shaking your head at the incorrect use of “that.”

Below, scroll through the dates for some real resume fodder. Good luck with your prospects, but beware of thinking the ‘book will make you into another Zuckerberg.

For engineers:

Facebook Tech Talk, for info on engineering at Facebook.
Hogan Room, Cory Hall
Tuesday, Sept. 23 at 6:10 p.m.

EECS Career Fair
MLK Student Union, Pauley Ballroom
Wednesday, Sept. 24 at 12:00pm

Facebook Interviews (Engineering & Product Management)
(This one’s by invite only. You have to apply through the Career Center.)
Career Center, 2111 Bancroft Way, Suite 344
Monday, Oc. 6 at 8:30am

For User Operations candidates:

Facebook UO Info Session
The Faculty Club, Howard Room
Monday, Oct. 6 at 5:00pm

Facebook Interviews
(Same deal as before–by invite only.)
Career Center, 2111 Bancroft Way, Suite 344
Friday, Oct. 24 at 8:30am

Coming to a Campus Near You [Facebook]
What to know before Facebook recruiting comes to your campus [Valleywag]