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After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

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Would this face ever download child porn?!

After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

So you’ve heard of the “Twinkie Defense,” right? Well, the universe may have just one-upped itself by producing the “Kitty Porn Defense.” (OK, so we made that up just now, but someone was probably thinking it … )

Griffin, a sick, sick fellow from Jensen Beach, Fla. blamed 10 counts’ worth of downloaded child pornography on his poor, presumably innocent cat, who he says jumped on the keyboard while he was downloading music. Thus far, he hasn’t had much luck with that one, as he’s being held in jail–but still. Come on now, people. Leave the pets out of it.

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Fla. man blames cat paws for child porn downloads [SFGate]
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After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth.

While the manimal wars Natural Born Killers dvd Daylight Robbery movie download may continue to rage here on Earth, residents of southeastern states from Maryland to North Carolina were probably concerned about  humanity’s impending demise by a far more ethereal enemy last night, when they reported seeing “great balls of fire” streaking through the night sky.

The mysterious multicolored lights, which were accompanied by a “thunderous sound,” have yet to be explained by the National Weather Service.  Area 51 could not be reached for comment …

Jerry Lee Lewis – Great Balls of Fire [YouTube]
Unusual Southeastern night sky prompts calls [SFGate

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