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The average heterosexual man and the average heterosexual woman do not differ when it comes to the frequency of sex, says professor emeritus David Gale.
This mathematician proved–after 15 years of study–that someone has been lying. The numbers aren’t adding up.
Heterosexual men and women, because they are each other’s partners, must average out to having sex the same amount of times. We’re surprised!
Surprised it took 15 years to figure out this doozy.
The Daily Cal quotes Professor Gale as saying:
bq. It’s really common-sense arithmetic because you are counting the number of partners for each gender and the number has to be equal.
But of course the frequency of sex evens out. You have to have the push to match the pull, an equal and opposite reaction, right? It makes sense.
It made sense even before this study. Kinda sad, really, that this made news.
We here at the Clog, however, ask the tough questions and strive to dig deeper. What of mixed-gender threesomes? Orgies? When you mix homosexuality into the pot, what do you get?
And, yes, what is a “sexual partner?” The DC notes that in adding up the numbers, “men may include a brief sexual encounter while women may not count a similar event.”
Please, let’s see the math on that.
15 Years of Doing the Math on Sex [Daily Cal]
