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The May-Day Immigrant Rights Mobilization is a great way to valiantly rail against the injustices of our flawed immigration policy. It is also an excuse to skip class and take pictures of people valiantly railing against the injustices of our flawed immigration policy—all the while observing their noble actions with the detached perspective of the douchiest of bags. So yea, fight the power. And enjoy our pictures/commentary.
Ugh, the Man is here to keep such and such down. We took these pics under the assumption that it’s always a great idea to pull a black object from your backpack and point it towards police officers.
So why didn’t the cops so much as blink? The 30 million “No justice, no peace!” chants probably lulled them into a state of catatonia.
There is just no way to escape Zachary RunningWolf. He’s as ubiquitous as he is relentless.
And now it’s official: If RunningWolf isn’t at your protest, it most definitely sucks.
The Wolf was nice enough to pause and give a little interview mid-demonstration. Here is his fiery spiel:
“My number one problem in this protest is the vocabulary. This is Turtle Island. The white people are the immigrants. It’s totally wrong to call the Indian people here immigrants. Calling the Indian people here immigrants is like calling the Iraqi people insurgents.”
Damn, the Wolf’s turning into a mini-Malcolm X.
Hey look at this couple. Congrats to them on going all-out in the name of the cause. And Jesus, they probably have the weirdest sex games.
Newscaster: And in other news, a giant bird monster ate 50 protesters Tuesday afternoon…..
The last words of one of our clogogrophers: “Oh god! The bird! Run! Run! Oh noooooo! It got my leg! Help me!”
R.I.P Bloggy McBirdfeed. You will be missed.
This guy’s performing some slam poetry in Spanish.
Dude. That’s so blue state.
So apparently these kids took the day off from their elementary school to join the civil disobedience. Wait. Aren’t there laws against, you know—exposing kids to slam poetry?
We’re confused. No more equal work? But, um, ohhhhh. We get it.
Why is the dude dressed like a cow, though? Someone completely sucks at bovine gender differentiation. What bullshit. And it’s utterly confusing. Get it? Get it? Get—oh god!
(Sound of giant bird swallowing a blogger)
Wow. So all this time the satanic version of Big Bird was controlled by that scrawny granola muncher? This is a bit like the end of The Wizard of Oz. What a disappointing finish to a truly great protest.
