wallabyAfter discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

It appears that some cute, seemingly innocent wallabies, such as the one shown at right, have become a bit rebellious and begun getting high off of opium poppies. Tasmania, you see, is the world’s largest producer of legally grown opium, and the poor creatures have been wandering into opium poppy fields, eating the crops and becoming … a bit disoriented.

This bizarre phenomenon has given rise to another—crop circles. As the Tasmanian attorney general puts it, “We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles.”

Hmm … uncontrollably going around in circles, that sounds a bit like another Tasmania native. In any case, we can only hope that the adorable, drugged-up wallabies get the help they need. And we advise you, Berkeley students, to go outside and enjoy the vegetation — before the wallabies trample it.

Image Source: Siebbi under Creative Commons
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