208542805_6b307c7e5fSo “hilarious” might not be the best adjective to describe the previous and calamitous assault on our database’s defenses. Believe us, we’re still dreading that the purchase of some gargantuan fleet of yachts and an exotic petting zoo might appear on next month’s credit card bill. As for the latest trespass Mousehunt download , however, we can’t help but commend the culprits on an apparently risque sense of humor.

Online domains for multiple universities the world over were hacked to link to advertisements for such worldly goods as Viagra, medication for erectile dysfunction, and porn. Scandalous! And schools aren’t the sole victims; in the UK, government forums have fallen victims as well. Amusing though they may seem to we plebeians, such transgressions really do pose a major problem beyond making the targets look kind of ridiculous. As Branded 3 director of search Patrick Altoft put it: read more »


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It’s easy to forget that on the Internet, for all its vast anonymity, there is always somebody watching you. Turns out, Website watchdog is a burgeoning and lucrative career. And since that Facebook photo of you at last weekend’s Edward Fortyhands party probably nixed your shot at Secretary of State anyway, this economy says “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” If you’re looking for a cushy post graduation gig, Facebook alone employs a massive squad of “porn cops” whose mission it is to keep their quaint little site wholesome, free of nipples, bong rips and read more »


Note: Links are NSFW.

For today’s Daily Cal column on queer porn, I interviewed Syd Blakovich (also known as Shawn), who is involved in the local porn scene both on and off camera. She performs for Kink.com and Pink and White Productions and co-produces for Pink and White too. In her free time, she also trains in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, muay Thai and mixed martial arts.

Her most recent full-length porn, “Champion,” came out in December, so I thought it fitting to talk to her about what’s going on in the world of porn.

Christine Borden: So what exactly is queer porn?

Syd Blakovich: Big question. Queer for me is kind of like an umbrella term that encompasses a variety of genders and sexualities. read more »


The Clog smelled new blood at the Daily Cal — OK, given the context of this post, that’s a distasteful metaphor. We digress. Kristine deGuzman, the Daily Cal’s new anything-sex-related correspondent, made her first appearance in today’s issue. We just couldn’t wait to jump on her with our burning questions.

April Isabel Angeles: Did you have one gigantic, climactic epitome that led you to apply for this – shall we say – position?
Kristine deGuzman: I wouldn’t say it was one gigantic climax, it was more like a gradual, yet pleasurable build-up…you know, as most female G-spot orgasms are.

AIA: Speaking of which, what is your favorite position? Feel free to interpret this question as it pleases you.
KD: Hmm, good question. I like being on top, on bottom, and sometimes bent over. Feel free to interpret this answer as it pleases you.

AIA: Do you have a target audience in mind when you write your columns?
KD: Yeah, I normally write for people who either have sex, would like to have sex, will eventually have sex, are thinking about having sex, or who just think about sex.

AIA: How do you feel about sharing all your tips and tricks to readers?
KD: It gets me off. read more »


We’ve never heard of this movie, whatever it is, but the opening song sounds like a porno. Oh wait.

IMDb has the plot summary of “Finishing School”:

bq. The minute Laura sees the Instructor looking at her long erotic legs she knows she has him where she wants him. This sight, in the front row, makes him so nervous he decides to work it off on the tennis court where he is met by a young eager coed who lures him to her apartment, where she is tutored in some social studies. Even a class orgy with plenty of her hot young friends and a lesbian encounter can’t get her mind off the instructor. Laura watches as one of the girls from her class enjoys a menage-a-trois. At last Laura and the instructor are alone in his office where she gets what she wants in one of the most frenzied and erotic sex sequences ever filmed!

Of course, this happens to everyone in Poli Sci 1. Right? No?

Well, it happens to everyone with feathered hair at least.

Finishing School (1976) [YouTube]
Plot Summary [IMDb]
.avi4u [UC Berkeley LJ Community]