Posted by
Jill Cowan on Sunday, November 09, 2008 04:45 pm
After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth.
We are: the guy or girl who posted the “erotic services” ad, without a phone or valid credit card number. You are: Craigslist, the web site that allowed us to do it and reach our customer base. Now you won’t post our ads and also, you’ve entered into an agreement with attorneys general from 40 states in which you promised to sue some companies that have been helping us get around … the law. And you’re going to start handing over information to the fuzz. WTF? We thought we had a connection! read more »
After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth.
After watching macaque monkeys for nearly 20-months, Dr. Michael Gumert has come up with a novel theory: male monkeys pay for sex by grooming their female counterparts.
He based this theory on his observations of monkeys being three times as likely to have intercourse if grooming occurred compared to instances when it did not.
Dr. Gumert failed to mention if this trend was also found in humans, but we’re hoping Memorial Glade is filled with groomers this coming semester.
The sex part is great and all, but some Berkeleyites could just really use a good cleaning.
Image Source: LeaMaimone under GNU Free Documentation License
Study: Monkeys ‘pay’ for sex by grooming [USA Today]
Earlier: This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse: Santa’s Home is Actually in Kyrgyzstan