After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on earth.

It may be karma or just bad luck, but after the last Sign of the Apocalypse, it looks like animals are getting payback.

Get this: Yesterday, a Stamford, Conn. woman was attacked and sustained pretty serious injuries from a chimpanzee with nearly Hulk-like strength and rage.

The chimp’s owner gave him tea laced with Xanax to no avail. After the first attack, the simian suffered several (not so) serious stab wounds, also with little effect. Finally, a police officer had to shoot him in self-defense after the chimpanzee opened the officer’s car door and cornered the man. read more »