Anyone who’s ridden BART knows the familiar vague pull of dread you feel while riding the gray beast. The BART clientele tend to be on the eccentric side, after all, and there have been incidents before. But never fear, Clog readers! This story will give you faith in public transportation again. Someone tried to steal a ballet dancer’s iPhone on BART and said dancer unleashed a can of “West Side Story” whoop-ass on his attackers.

The incident must be taken slightly on faith, since all we have is the physical evidence of his bruised face. However, SF Ballet dancer Ben “Pupi” Stewart says read more »