It’s that time again, that time when Tele-BEARS fucks you over no matter how early your phases start. We were surprised when the Spring 2008 class schedule came out, and now, after failing our midterms, we’re still too traumatized to find the will to carry on.

Phase I of Tele-BEARS starts Oct. 22 and ends Nov. 12. Phase II picks up Nov. 13 and ends ways away on Jan. 13. You can check out your date of doom on Bear Facts.

Mark your calendars, and either celebrate the gift of senior standing or cry yourself to sleep knowing that all your classes will be full even by the start of your Phase I. Cheer up, kid—it gets better.

Actually, that’s totally a lie.

Earlier: Spring 2008 Schedule Up (And We Are Trying Hard Not to Use Exclamation Points)