KITTEH, NO! u can haz reason 2 live!After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

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This week’s sign of the apocalypse is not exactly apocalyptic in and of itself, per se, but its implications could shake the very foundations of science and call into question everything we’ve ever known. Yes, gravity itself may no longer be the force of nature it once was.

Earlier this week, a Manhattan cat slunk out a window to paw its way around the ledge–as cats are prone to do–only to find itself plummeting 26 stories to a balcony far, far below. Miraculously, this story does not end with a cat splat; read more »


Switzerland – UC Professor Marjorie Shapiro and some thousands of other scientists gathered on Monday to give the Hadron Collider its first whirl. This supercollider is $10 billion project to be used for recreating mini-universes (never did we think we’d use the word ‘universe’ in a plural form), kinda. Physicists claim this test run was a success, and are excited for the implications of future experimentation. Meanwhile, cloggers stumble through the science-speak and smirk at the comical details: read more »